The Exam

Wednesday I had my yearly physical. This is always a little nerve racking, for me. I am always preparing myself for the worst scenario.

"I'm sorry Uncle Willie but that lump on your neck, you are growing another head.",

or

"Your blood work came back and 60% of your blood is made up of process  cheese."

The exam is what you expect, check the heart,ears, throat and then there is the sex.

"Roll on your side Uncle Willie."

You can feel the  sexual tension in the room as she snaps on the gloves. (That's right I have a women doctor.You thought that I had gone over to the other team?)
She speaks softly as she guides me through the experience. I break the tension with,

 "Did you find any keys.  I couldn't find my car keys this morning?"

We look into each others eyes as she snaps on a new pair of gloves and reaches for my nether regions. I can hardly control myself when she said.

"Your guys are not hanging at the same level.. But that's normal so don't get too excited."

After catching my breath I come back with.

"I guess that's why I am always walking to the left."

As quick as it started it was over. We never looked into each others eyes again and  promised that we would meet again next year at the same time.