Sunday, December 30, 2012

Sunday Funnies

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller
delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare
yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death
this year."

Visibly shaken, the young woman stared back at the old woman's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her shaking hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. Her mind raced. A question
forced it's way out... she simply had to know. She met the Fortune Teller's
gaze, tried to steady her voice and asked,

"Will I be acquitted?"

2 comments:

Lodo Grdzak said...

Her husband was the guy who created that famous diet, eh?

Willie Y said...

She just died.....Jean Harris.