WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS           SO IMPORTANT 
The           boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two           people,
Debra or Jack. 
It was an impossible decision because they were both           super workers. 
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire           the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.           
Debra came in the           next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.           
She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. 
The boss approached her and said:           'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack           off.' 
Could you           jack off?' she says, 'I feel like     shit.'
 
 
3 comments:
Hay Willie!
It's a new year.
Why start it by picking on me?
Hay Willie!
It's a new year.
Why start it by picking on me?
Have to say I laughed at that one.
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