This is the story of a man and his exercise bike, and how the relationship grew. It all started in spin class a few weeks ago. The YMCA had decided that they needed new bikes, as the old one were falling apart like a Yugo. The first bike that was brought in was the Keiser M3 . And it was a doozy . I like this one very much, it was slick looking and it was smooth, it was love at first sight, so I thought. Then a couple of days later they brought in the LeMond with its yellow highlights and its funky look. That was it the yellow highlights, I was hooked and the LeMond became my new love. And then came the Star Trac and at first there was no connection, but then Evil started to point out some of the best part of the Star Trac and that's how it began.
First we would only meet in class and then it was just out for coffee. But then I noticed that we started to spend all most all of our time together. We started going to the grocery store together and then it was out to eat. It was becoming awkward, that is, hanging out so much with a exercise bike. People were starting to stare and point fingers. But I didn't care, it was my new friend and that's all that counted. We started to go hiking together and even climbed Mt. Katadin (picture provided). I don't know were are relationship is going, but do you know what, I'm going to just let it happen. And, I almost forgot, do you know what the Star Trac can also do? Make a heck of a pancake and a wonderful dry martini. People think our relationship is kind of creepy. What do you think.
