A Wedding

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Pennsylvania wedding Zone!

This weekend my wife and I traveled to a little town in Pennsylvania, Kennett Square, to attend the wedding of one of my friends daughter. The place where the wedding and reception took place was beautiful. The ceremony was very nice being held outside with the weather being just great. After the ceremony we all went to the hall to celebrate and have a good time. My wife and I were seated at a table that had people of all ages, so it was nice to talk to all of the folks.There was one young girl at our table that was a little annoying because she kept texting through the whole affair. I guess it's just me but this really got to me, and if I would have had a couple more drinks and I would have said something.

As the evening went on and the drinks began to flow I got the courage to get up and dance. Now my idea of dancing is to put weight on one foot and then the the other while throwing my hands around to the beat of the music. Needless to say that I will never be mistaken for Fred Astair. I don't want to say that I look strange dancing but two people thought that I was having an epileptic seizure.

For most of the night your pal and a couple of women were the only ones on the floor, cutting a rug like the kids say. But as it always does the more drinks that were consumed the more people crowded on to the dance floor. By the end of the night every one that was left was on the floor. And because I was no longer the center of attention I just sat down.

After the evening was over there was a shuttle bus supplied to take the guest back to their hotel. And this was a very interesting trip, as most of the people on board were quite drunk. And this bus was swaying back and forth like a small sailboat in bad wind. With this combination it was just a matter of time before one of the young lady's, who was just snookered, let go right on to the brides beautiful wedding dress. And with that as a cap for the evening we all got back to our rooms for a good nights sleep.

Look out Pennsylvania Here I Come

Well it's off to Pennsylvania to attend a friends daughters wedding. It will be a short trip leaving today and coming back on Sunday. There is nothing better, in your pals world, than driving for 10 hours, It has got to be right up there, for me, with my lung operation. But being in Pennsylvania does have it advantages. I intend on picking up a bucket of coal and how could I leave the Keystone state and not travel on the first high-speed multi-lane highway, the Pennsylvania Turnpike, or have a banana split which was first invented in Pennsy. And what would a visit to the Keystone state without seeing a Ruffed Grouse, the state bird. And best of all the wedding is in the town of Kennett Square, which is known as the Mushroom Capital of the World. Yahoo for fungus. All and all it should be a good trip. But the one thing I will truly miss is all 35 people who tune in every day to read my crap filled posts. You can't see it but there is a tear running down my cheek right now. And as our Amish friends would say “Go out and tie the dog loose and don’t forget to outen the light.”