Sunday Funnies

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?"

He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Just Another Spin Post

Wednesdays spin class was run by your pal and it was another super terrific, spintastic, sweatfest, if I do say myself, and I do. Many of the people, after class, approached your pal, and fell to their knees in front of me, wanting to kiss my ring. This is a little over the top, so after the 5th person, I had to put a stop to it. Other then that the class was uneventful except for the crazy guy who seems to be everywhere now a days. If you recall from previous posts, this guy does not follow the instructor, he is out there doing his own thing. I am thinking of asking him why he does what he does. I am hoping he will fall to his knees and kiss your pals ring and not head butt me and bite my ear off. Cross your fingers.

Tune in and find out what happens next. Will Little Nell have to marry Mr Blackheart to save the ranch? Will grandpa have that operation before his secret is revealed? Will Tom be able to remove the dynamite from both ears before they go off? Will penny candy cost a penny again? Will Uncle Phil become Aunt Phil before the wedding?
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Let's Change Everybodys Name to Smith

With the nomination of judge Sonia Sotomayor to the supreme court the right, especially the far right, has come out shooting, trying to paint her as a bigot, racist and not being that smart.(She was only number two in her class at Princeton.) Most of the times these smears are from the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and most of the people at Fox news. But one of the most outlandish things being written about the good judge was from a xenophobic Mark Krikprian, the executive director of the Center for Immigration Studies. How there should be a limit on how we pronounce her name, specifically the last two syllables. And this moron is the executive director of a think tank. I think this could be the first step to the anti intellectualism of the world as clearly pictured in Mike Judge's movie Idiocracy

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Squirrels and Darwin

Why are squirrels not following Darwin's law of natural selection. Natural selection is the process where heritable traits that make it more likely for an organism to survive long enough to reproduce become more common over successive generations of a population. The natural variation within a population of animals, plants, bacteria, etc. means that some individuals will survive better than others in their current environment. If that is so, then why aren't the squirrels learning that running out in the road as a vehicle passes, could and most of the time will, end their lives. Every spring and summer their are literally thousands of dead squirrels peppering the roads with their little smashed carcases. You would think that Darwin's theory of natural selection would some year, kick in. Maybe all squirrels are are slow learners or they just don't give a dam. Are there not old wise squirrels sitting down the youngsters and telling them that running in front of a vehicle is dangerous. Year after year the cycle repeats itself without an end. Oh, the humanity.

A favorite joke a round the bird feeder. "Why did the squirrel cross the road? To get hit by a car."

The Real Jonah Story

The Headlines read "Man's Body Found in Whale". The story started in the little town of Galilee, where a man named Jonah, last name withheld until relatives can be notified, who last known job was that of a prophet. In interviewing his neighbors about Jonah, they say that he might have been sckitzophrenic, he was always going around talking to someone who was not there. One neighbor, who last saw him. said that he, Jonah, had been told to go to Nineveh, the capital of Assyria, and preach to the Ninevites. Jonah was supposed to warn the Ninevites to repent or suffer the consequences of their wickedness. And when I asked the neighbor who told him this, he said his invisible buddy. So that is where the story takes a little left turn. In tracing Jonahs last steps, he did not go to Nineveh but instead booked a cabin on a ship heading to Tarshish, Spain. I think Jonah was trying to hide from the voices in his head. Now little did Jonah know that the people running this ship where just a crazy as he was and that would eventually lead to a big problem.

The first night out there came a terrible storm. The ship was being tosses around wildly. The crew who were drinking and smoking crack started to get paranoid. And who is this paranoid directed at, you guess it, our sckitzo friend Jonah. The sailors all question Jonah about what he’s done to bring this storm on them. He confesses that he is running away from his invisible buddy and tells the sailors to throw him overboard to spare their lives. Bad suggestion, they do. As one of the crew would say later, "As soon as he hit the water a giant blue whale surfaced and swallowed him like a 130 pounds of krill." And that was the last time, until today, when a giant blue whale that had been harpooned, and was being butchered, that they discovered the decomposed body of Jonah in the great beasts stomach. Moral of the story is that in a storm, and you are on a boat, with a crew that are all as high as a kite, don't act crazy and say you are the cause of the storm. And most of all don't suggest that you, should be thrown over board.

Republicans Could Filibuster Jesus

This possibly could have played out with the Republican, if Jesus was around today and had dropped that son of god thing and became a lawyer and then a judge. The Republicans have been all over the news since Judge David Souter announced his retirement. They have been on every political talk shows talking about how they were going to bring down President Obamas nominee, even through he has not said a word about who it might be. It is a perfect example of how the Republicans are trying to work with the Dem's on moving the country forward and stopping all of this patrician bull sh-t. They just can't stop themselves. They lost the election, and I hope many more, and feel that it is just not the way the world should be working. Oh well, sucks for them.

May 25,2009

Let's hope for the day when we don't have new names to mourn.

Sunday Funnies

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10! He was jubilant. Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country, club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round-the-clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .

The doctor snickered and said, "Just screwing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

Strange Bird II

Once again your pal had to step into the spotlight and run the spin class on a moments notice on Friday. There was a little miscommunication between Rebecca,not of Sunnybrook Farms, who was suppose to run the class, and the power's in charge. Well any who, I ran the class after getting myself and the music together in about 3 minutes. And if I have to say so myself it was brilliant. And why was it brilliant you say, because the strange guy was back for another off the wall ride and I had to look at him for the whole class. It was very distracting trying to concentrate and watch this guy throw himself all over the place. And it looks like this guy could become a regular. Oh well, one more whack-a-do to the group. I would think with all the different kinds of people starting to take this spin class, in about 6 months it will start to look kind of like a Fellini movie. Get your ticket and climb aboard the crazy train is leaving on track 2.

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A Stange Bird In Class

Yesterdays spin class was run by Mary and she did a heck of a job, I think with a little more effort she could be almost as good as your pal. Mary as she always does, runs a tough class. Your pal was almost sweating as much as when I run my class, that is, when people show up, but that's water over the bridge.

People in attendance were Dede,Jim, Wendy, the new Wendy,your pal and our special guest, a knucklehead in a green tee shirt. This guy brought no water and no towel to the class even though he said he had taken spin class before. As the class started I could not keep my eyes off of this guy as he was jumping and gyrating around like a crazy person. He was also not following Mary's routine. He was hopping up and down and swaying sideways. He looked kind of like Jim Carry in the movie "Me Myself and Irene" when he was fighting as the character Hank. I have to say one thing about the guy, his gyrations were in perfect time to the beat of the music. The guy was a half bubble off plum but had very good timing. But any who, it was a very good class and Mary did a heck of a job.

Comments

Definition of comment; A written note intended as an explanation, illustration, or criticism of a passage in a book or other writing; an annotation. And I don't know if you ever noticed that at the end of my daily post there is the word comment. And what is that for, it is to leave a comment about what was written. I have in the pass, pleaded with the few who read this blog, to leave a comment every once in a while just to let me know what you thought. Now I know that some times, things that I write about needs no comment. But every once in a while it would be nice to read what you thought. Golly gee willicker Uncle Willie that was brilliant, or you are a fu-k'in idiot what were you thinking. Just a little comment every once in a while is all I ask.

There are a couple of blogs that I read everyday and most of the time I do comment, Because I know that when I see a number after the comments at the bottom of the post, I get all happy inside. And I think most of the people who blog feel the same way that I do. It does not take much time to just say something.

This has been a public service announcement from the management here at Willie' World. Have a nice day.

Evil's No Sweat Workout

Evil got a real workout Monday and it wasn't from the workout, it was from running her mouth the whole class. She conveniently picked a bike that had some sort of a problem, and with the class just chocked full of people, she had no other choice but to stand in front of the class and yell out her orders, and ranting about some wooden air plane, Oh she was in her glory, standing in the front of the class with her new Belfast bike jersey, which she will not have to wash because she did not do anything but talk. She will have to take a throat lozenge to sooth her throat from yelling.

It was another very good class with good music and a good hard workout. In attendance were Mary, Heidi, Dede,(who finally made a class)Jim, Wendy who brought along her husband Bob, Michelle, and a ton of interlopers. And tons of interlopers brings to mind Saturday when your pal ran the class and got two people. And I got them because they wandered into the workout room by mistake, and I locked the door and made them take the class before I let them out. And there is Evil, who just shows up every Monday to run the class and she has a full class. Its like a she is the head of a Evil cult of some sort, or it could be her delightfull cuteness, I don't know which it is. It's just not fair. Oh well, I will bide my time and when the time is right I'll..............enough said.

Saturday Sacrifice

Last Friday Dan, who runs the Saturday spin class, asked me if I would take over his class for him, as he had some kind of medical problem. So what would you all expect from your pal, I said " Dan I would be glad to take the class, because I know that a lot of people come to that class on Saturday morning and I don't want to disappoint all the little people, and I will sacrifice and put together a good workout."

So I rushed home got right on the computer and started to put together the ride. I had a lot of things to do Friday morning, like seeing my grandmother,who would be in town for just 2 hours that morning and who I hadn't seen in over 20 years. So I blew her off. I said I can't disappoint all those people on Saturday. So I spent all day putting the ride together and when I was finished at 3 AM Saturday morning I had nailed it.

Saturday morning came and I got to the Y early too set up and get ready for the class, I was a little out of it with only 3 hours sleep, but I was gonna suck it up for the people. So in comes Mary and then Heidi and I waited and waited but no one else showed up, it was just going to be the three on us. After a little cry I climb upon number 7 and ran the dam best class in all of spin land. And after class as I was going to do for all of the people in class, I gave Mary and Heidi a wallet size picture of your pal in a speedo. See what you all missed.

Here is one of the tunes nobody heard.

Sunday Funnies

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake". You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car .''

It's A Miracle

This is the song, from the play Les Miserables, that Susan Boyle sang on the British version of Idol. (It is not a clip of her because the power to be blocked the embeding of her clip.) Let me tell you what I thought about her 15 minutes of fame. If Susan Boyle had been a very good looking woman she would not have been on that show and in the news, but because she was homely looking and had a nice voice, it was some kind of miracle. That a plain looking person had a very nice voice was a phenomenon. What does that tell us about our selves and what we think about each other.

Black "Friggin" Fly

The one bit of information that I missed before moving to Maine was that there is this little annoyance every May. The black fly (sometimes called a buffalo gnat, turkey gnat, or white socks) is any member of the family Simuliidae of the Culicomorpha infraorder. And are they annoying. They are a combination of a knat and a mosquito. What a combination, they fly around your face and then land on you and bite, it's the perfect annoyance machine. Not all of the little buggers bite only the females, go figure, love the blood of animals, where as the males survive on nectar. There are 32 varieties of black fly and not all of them bite. Just the ones that hang around me. And their bites are just great, itchy and the last for a couple of days. Like I said, "the perfect annoyance machine." And if you are so incline too there is the Seventh Annual Black Fly Festival in Adamant Vermont tomorrow. Don't forget to pack your bug spray.

Here is a little tune about the black fly written and sung by Christopher Hinton.

I Am A god

I didn't know I could have so much fun while sweating my ass off.

It was like being in the presents of a god.

I'll never look at spin class the same again.

It was like I had a party in my pants and everyone was invited. (I don't know what that means)

It was such a fantastic class that I had to give the instructor a dozen eggs.

Yes, these are some of the reviews as people were exiting the spin class yesterday run by your pal. It was a magical class, as I used my special way with words and the music of the Beatles (A mopped top Liverpudlians music group from the 60's.)to create this very memorable ride. The mood of the 60's was so intense that three women in the class burned their bra's in a protest for women's rights. The whole class was putty in my hands. And it wasn't because I threaten them with a stick, and told them if I did not see them sweat I would smack them on the shins with the stick. It was because of the love they were all feeling for your pal and not wanting to disappoint me. All in all it was a lot of fun. The only part that made me feel a little uncomfortable was being asked for my autograph after class. I wonder if Sting feels the same.

Not Those Two Again

Do you know who I am really sick of at this time, do you? Well I am going to tell you. The first is Miss California Carrie Prejean and her down with gay marriage tour. Why are we paying so much attention to her? I don't know, but the press, especially Fox, go figure, can't get enough of her. Now I agree that she can voice her opinion like everyone else, but every time she opens her mouth out comes something stupid. I don't know if you have caught any of her interviews but holy cow, let's make some sense just a couple of times. And that career you are looking for in Hollywood, well keep talking up the anti gay thing that's really going to work for you there.

And the next person on my, I'm so sick of' tour is Dick Cheney. That right the old vice president who can't stop saying that torcher is good. I mean it's not torcher it's "enhanced interrogation techniques", sorry I forgot. This guy is on every channel that I turn on. Feeling a little guilty Dick. I bet the Republicans just love that he is out there every day talking about the t word. Even the Obama administration was trying to put it on the back burner, but he keeps pushing it to the front. A little advise for the Dickster, Shut up and go home and try not to shoot anyone. You are so over, so go home!

Where Am I ?

Mondays spin class was chocked full of people and with Evil at the helm it was a very good class. She has never missed making the class an entertaining and demanding ride. This take a lot of effort and time to come up with these routine's. And she does it once a week in the summer and twice a week in the winter. She is doing that and raising 10 or 11 kids, I don't know how many, but that's what it seems like. Plus she cooks, cleans up the house and trains for marathons. She deals with the crazy neighbors, wacky friends,who does not need. And she does it with loads of class.................Wait... were am I.....oh my head hurts.....what just happen.....Did I zone out while I was writing this post...... I have no time to change it so I won't even read what I wrote. I'll just say the Evil was her typical self, yelling at screaming at us all through the class. The yell'es were Mary, Dede, Heidi, Wendy, Polly, Michelle, and of course your pal.

Toastmaster 1119 Coffee Grinder

I just purchased the Toastmaster 1119 Coffee Grinder, because the one that we had gotten about two weeks ago broke. We had a Braun coffee grinder for about 15 years, and it worked great, but finally broke down, and that is when I purchased the one that lasted two weeks. I don't use the coffee grinder to grind coffee, I mostly use it to make bread crumbs. So we are not taxing these machines all that much.

What I was amazed at was that the Toastmaster 1119 Coffee Grinder came with a use and care guide that was about 12 pages long, in English and Spanish. Now this grinder has one button that you push down to operate. I need six pages of instruction to figure out that I press the only button on the thing. And I just love the instructions, like "Remove all packaging materials before using." Thank god they wrote that, because I was going to cut a small hole in the box, pull out the cord and plug it in. And they also remind you about 45 times that "The blades are sharp!" Do tell.
If I was writing the instruction manual for the Toastmaster 1119 Coffee Grinder it would be written on the back of a file card. Plug in then press button. Enough said.

PS I just have to give you this clip from SNL from Saturday.

Sunday Funnies

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds ."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about supositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and alzheimers?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Here is a little clip for mothers day from 30 Rock.

A Little Party

Last night my wife and I got together, at our home, with Hellboy Josh and his sister to celebrated his graduation. What Josh did not know was that he was cooking. As we were cooking and munching on some tapas, we were all talking about the political climate of today, President Obama, the collapse of the republican party, the lunacy of Glen Beck and Sean Hannity. Oh and we had a couple of beers.

Josh whipped up a pot of paella for everybody, and we all sat down at the table and devoured it in in record time. Oh, and we had some more beers as well. The conversation was very spirited. We all talked of our travels to Europe, and then we opened a bottle of tequila.

After dinner we all sat around, and devoured a plate of strawberry's and pineapple pieces. Oh and we had a couple of more beers and we finished the bottle of tequila. This little get together was such a wonderful night, with good conversation and good friends, food and drink. It never got to the crazy point. I've got one word for it, sophistication.

Hellboy Finally Passed

Well it finally happen, our boy, Hellboy Josh, graduated from college with what will be first of probably be 10 or 11 degrees. I can't remember what this degree is in, animal husbandry or something like that. Well any who I would like the write a little something about his life so far.

Josh was born in a log cabin that he helped his father build. He then started to have birthdays every year and soon he was off to start his academic career. In kindergarten he was the first kid to not pee in his pants the whole year. A record that he still owns. Next it was off to middle school were his teacher asked him, at one time, to stand at the end of a line of children. He replied "I tried, but there was someone already there."
Then off to high school, were he really came to the front of his class. He became the first graduate to be beat up by every person in the whole school, even his guidance counselor got a shot in.

Then it was off to college were Josh interrupted every professor every day in every class. I am sure they were glad to see him go, as he was given his diploma after only two weeks of telling every professor that he was so much smarter then they were.

So what is next for our boy, probably clown college I would think.

I want to congratulate Josh and wish him the best in what ever he wants to do in life.

A Stange Friend

This is the story of a man and his exercise bike, and how the relationship grew. It all started in spin class a few weeks ago. The YMCA had decided that they needed new bikes, as the old one were falling apart like a Yugo. The first bike that was brought in was the Keiser M3 . And it was a doozy . I like this one very much, it was slick looking and it was smooth, it was love at first sight, so I thought. Then a couple of days later they brought in the LeMond with its yellow highlights and its funky look. That was it the yellow highlights, I was hooked and the LeMond became my new love. And then came the Star Trac and at first there was no connection, but then Evil started to point out some of the best part of the Star Trac and that's how it began.

First we would only meet in class and then it was just out for coffee. But then I noticed that we started to spend all most all of our time together. We started going to the grocery store together and then it was out to eat. It was becoming awkward, that is, hanging out so much with a exercise bike. People were starting to stare and point fingers. But I didn't care, it was my new friend and that's all that counted. We started to go hiking together and even climbed Mt. Katadin (picture provided). I don't know were are relationship is going, but do you know what, I'm going to just let it happen. And, I almost forgot, do you know what the Star Trac can also do? Make a heck of a pancake and a wonderful dry martini. People think our relationship is kind of creepy. What do you think.

Johnny G

This--is---Johnny G--who--is--suppose--to--have---started--indoor--spinning. And that is just how Johnny talks.
When I first came upon the clips of old Johnny G, I thought there were only two clips. But no Kemosobie, there are 8. I know that the readers here at Willie's World have the attention span of a knat and would not sit thought the whole bunch. So here are just 2 of Johhnny G's 8 clips.

A Sick Evil

Mondays spin class started with Evil saying that she was not feeling well. That's when the red light went off in my head. And this is because Evil has said this in the pass, and it turns out that the work out, is kicked up a couple of notches. And she did not disappoint me, she kicked up a whole lot notches. She seems to relish in the fact that we kind of let our guard down knowing that she doesn't feel well, and that's when she attacks. "Come on faster you low life scumbags. I drag myself here out of a sick bed to come here, stand in front of you watching you all mail it in. No way, add some more tension you dickwads." I am paraphrasing but you get the point.

Also Evil showed us her new look. She broke out the glasses. Wearing glasses Evil seem a little schoolmarmish and not the Evil one we love and fear. I like the new look. And Evil really enjoys seeing.

Getting to the ride, it was well attended, Mary, Heidi, Jim, Dolly and your pal. There were a couple of semi regulars in attendance as well. The ride was very good as usual with the good music we come to expect from our gal Evil. And I think the new bike survey is all over but the crying. And it looks like Evil has brow beaten us all into her pick. I, your pal even changed my vote to the Evil one's choice. Have you ever been water boarded in front of the whole spin class. It's very creepy. But any who it was like I said, a good class.

New Game

I for one will be getting this new game for all the young kids on my Christmas list this year. It feels so good to pop someone repeatedly in the face for a couple of hours. Get yours before there all sold out.



Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

Sunday Funnies

Confucious say: "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."

A Way To Friendly Waiter

Last night my wife, Hellboy Josh and I decided to go into Rockland for a some sushi. I am not too familiar with sushi jargon, but the last time that I dined in this establishment, our waiter was very good in recommending a well rounded selection. So this is what I expected this time, but what we got was a waiter that seem to be really lonely and needed a friend.

After recommending a beer for about 10 minutes, we said that we would like to try a little taste of everything. So with that, he started a 10 minute lesson on what is in each one of our treats. By this time he had not become annoying, as of yet, but as the night wore on it got crazy. Now let me say here that he wasn't a bad person just annoying. He seem to be back at our table every three minutes, and stayed for 10. This type of service in not the norm up here in Maine. The service you get most of the time, is that you are seated at your table and the waiter says "I'll be right back to take your drink orders." and that is the last time you see them. It's like they were abducted by aliens or they decided to leave for vacation just after the greeted you.

After a while a good conversation that we were all having, turned to talking about our waiter for the rest of the night. But the best, or should I say the most annoying point, was when our buddy the waiter, gave us the check, and stood there while we filled out the tip. Now in Willie's world this is the time the waiter should disappear for a while so you can judge his work and fill in an appropriate amount. But no, he stood there and talked about how he can spot a table that will not tip appropriately. The pressure was on.

So if you need a pal that has loads of information on every type of sushi, I have got a buddy for you.

P.S. By the way, in two weeks we are all going on vacation together to Japan.

This were I come from

These little interviews were held down the shore, that's what we call the Jersey ocean side. This is a example of a small percentage of young people there. It does not reflect the people of New Jersey as a whole. So if you do think that "Forgeta about it." And if you don't want to end up buried between the 30 and 50 yard line at Giant Stadium you better not think that. Nuff said.