Sunday Funnies

This guy goes to a bullfight in Mexico and afterwards he goes to a
cantina across the street. He gets there just as they're opening,
and this guy rushes up and yells at the owner,"Hey! gimme the
daily special!" The owner says, "It's yours!" The man asks the
owner what the daily special is. The owner tells him, "Senor, the
daily special is rocky mountain oysters."

So the next day the man decides to skip the bullfight and go right to the cantina. He gets there just as it opens and yells, "Gimme the daily special!" "Its
yours, senor." The man eats the whole meal and it is delicious.
He calls the owner over and compliments him but asks why the oysters
were smaller than yesterdays."Senor sometimes the bull wins."