Leftovers

It's three days after Thanksgiving and we are still eating Thanksgivings day dinner. And we will probably be eating it for a couple of day more. I have so much turkey that I am sleeping 23 hours a day because of the triptaphane. We are now down to 5 pounds of mashed potato's, 12 pounds of stuffing, 3 logs of cranberry sauce, and 5 gallons of turkey gravy. I know that I will be sick of Thanksgiving day meal any second. So Monday I will be off to the dump to feed the dump gods offerings of this meal. And I know that I will not be the only one. I suspect that for the next week or so when I travel to the dump , the smell will not be rotting garbage but of turkey with gravy smeared on top. Yum.

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I Love Electricity

Well it is 4 pm on Wednesday and our electricity just came on. It went out last night around 9 pm and was out all night and day. We are having 11 people for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow and with no heat,water or working septic system it would be quite uncomfortable for our guests. Thank Jebus that we are now with electricity. I thought I would have to wait for the electicity to come on but I have been cooking on our grill outside all day and you know what, it worked out OK. I finished one broccoli casserole, apple pie and one pumpkin pie. And a funny thing happen when the electricity came on it was like I hit the lottory. It was such a wonderful feeling to be in the 21st century again. It was like Tom Hanks starting a fire in the movie "Castaway". As Martha Stewart would say "Electricity, it's a good thing."

Here is Family Guy using electricity.

Kazunheit

Today's workout from Evil was very good. It was very hard with good music as usual. But it did not look like Evil was in a good mood as she did not know that the "official" classes had been canceled for the week. She was a little teed off. She must have had a bad cold because the work out sounded like, OK add tension (snort). Stand up and (AH COO) run. Sit down and (sniffle snork and slunk) go. I thought that I was getting sprayed being in the front row. Most likely the whole class will be out with the Evil bug next week. Thanks Ev.

If you like to move it move it. Click on the video.

Fly Swatting

For a really annoying game go here.

Laurel and Hardy

One of my favorite funny men when I was a kid and they still are today.

Doo Wop Music Mix

Karaoke Spin Class

I'll be away for a couple of days I am leaving you a couple of somewhat interesting videos.

Special Day

Guess what day it is?




It's Vomit Thursday.

Keeping My Gob Shut

Monday's spin class was a good one. Evil was once again, on the top of her game. I don't know how she does it, that is, coming up with a different workout each week. She must take many hours to come up with these workouts or what I really think is that she just stands before her picture of Vlad the Impaler and ask his spirit for a torturous workout. Well any who it was a real testicle buster.
And I ,your pal, was singled out and ganged up on for nothing. I come in the class and I am quite I don't say a word and I am jumped upon by Evil, Mary what else is new, Dede when she is in class and not with you know who, and whats hurts the most Heidi who turned on me like Scott McClellan turned on the Republicans. It was like a pack of wolf's on a poor defenceless lamb( your pal). But you know what, i'll just sit back and keep my pie hole shut and wait for that time when I can lift up my head and not shed a tear after class any more. I hope that day will come soon. I am getting so tired of the fight.

Inflatable Fruitcake Anyone

What companies are not being affected by this bad economy, the novelty and gage industries that who. When there is a down turn in the economy, that's when people reach for their fake vomit or the fake rubber poop. They instinctly reach out for their fart sound machines and fake teeth for comfort. Or they comfort themselves with a nice pair of squirrel underwear or a inflatable fruit cake or those wonderful gummy maggots.

So when you are feeling a little down because of the economy . Just reach deep down inside of yourself to your immature, juvenile and childish side and ask someone to pull your finger and you will be just fine.

Here are some of the categories that are available at the sites blow.

Fart Sound and Fart Smell Products
Fake Doo's, Vomit, Spills,
Fake Shattered Window Baseball, Golfball, Softball,
Squirting Products
Body Wear, Body Part and Halloween Products
Billy-Bob Teeth
Gross Eatable Candy Gags

A couple of good sites are here and here.

Barney and the Vet

One of the many problems with our one and only dog Barney, besides biting everyone, wanting to go out at 230 every morning and taking a dump in the dinning room every other day, was also a medical problem. And that problem, was that we had to go to the vet and have his anal glands expressed. (This problem is quite uncomfortable for Barney and you could always tell when this problem was happening, because he would *scoot across our very expensive rug, and usually in front of company.) I am now putting on my veterinarian hat with this medical explanation of the problem. There are two glands at Barneys rectum that secretes a fluid that helps to express the poop out of the shoot. I hope you can understand that explanation. Well any who Barney knew he was heading for the vets and did not like it. He would spend the whole time there with his tail between his legs. It was not a good time for him. The picture above is a recreation of our experience with Barney getting him in to see the vet.

*A form of behavior limited largely to dogs. Sliding along on the ground while sitting on the perineal area and with the hindlimbs extended forwards. Caused usually by irritation in the perineal area, chiefly anal sac irritation.

Some Times You Feel Like a Nut

What could be better on a lazy Sunday in the winter, but watching a quiz show, that when don't finish a task you are smacked in the nuts. Women enjoy, men cringe.

A New Gal

There is a new dog in the spin town, and her name is Rebbecca. I think she is from Booth Bay area but I am not sure, because she talked so softly that I could not hear her half of the time. Her music was good but the work out could have been a bit tougher. I think she was just feeling us out. But she seemed to be a very nice person. She was very receptive to our feed back.



After the workout when we were putting the bikes away I asked Mary what she thought,and she just rolled eyes indicating that she has a long way to go. So Rebbecca has a hill to climb but I think she will get to the top. That is if Mary lets her.



The one problem that I had was that we stopped the class at quarter after. We had to much time to clean up. And the worst problem was that we did not get a chance to piss off the income class of A-holes which i enjoy doing immensely.

.....and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver

Guess who is in Maine Timmy? And where have you been?

Joe the Plumber. And I have been right here, you just never talk to me any........

Yea OK, and no it is not Joe the Plumber. Give up?

No. Is it Madonna.

No, just give up already.

Is it Tony Dow who played Wally on the Leave it beaver show.

Close but no enchilada. It's Jerry M........

Jerry McGuire.

NO. Shut up already the game is over, it's Jerry Mathers who played the Beaver on TV.

That's right "Leave It To Beaver" star Jerry Mathers was in Bangor and Lewiston with the Partnership for Prescription Assistance bus tour. Pharmaceutical research companies sponsor the nationwide tour to teach low-income people how they can get their medicine for free or nearly free. In a exclusive interview with Mr Mathers he told us a little about what his life is like after the show.

Thanks for sitting down with us Mr Mathers.

You can call me Beav.

OK, Beav do you ever see any of the cast from the "Leave It To Beaver"?

Yea I still mess around with Larry Mondelo. But he is kinda creepy with that eating apples 24/7 thing.

OK, is there anyone else you get to see from the show?

There is one friend I try to avoid and that is Eddie Haskel. He always out to gyp me and always trying to take a hunka my peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I told my brother Wally about Eddie but Wally just tells me not to be a rat and so creepy.

These people are just character's on the show and not the real people.

I guess so. But I don't want to get in trouble because Wally said that if I told stories that dad is going to clobber me . And if I did lie he will tell my teacher Miss Landers about it and I will be in big trouble.

OK calm down are you OK?

Look out who is that behind you ? Is that Lumpy Rutherford and Whitey or is it Gus the fireman.

OK Beav you are really creeping me out now. You had better get back to Mayfield quickly. Thanks for the interview.

The Winner Is

These are eight of the wondrous gifts that the management here at Willie's World provided the winner of the "Looking for a Editor" contest. And the winner is "Rockmary of New Jersey ."

And right now Rockmary is being overwhelmed by the treasure trove of wonderment that she had reveled to her upon opening the wonderful gift. Lets take a look at each of these very expensive gifts.

A. The official Big Al's Tee shirt. Made of the finest cotton imported from the far off land of China.

B. A fabulous luxurious fur eye glass carrier. Everyone will be envious of you when you go out for a big night on the town with this beauty in tow.

C. A wondrous lobster shot glass. that you and your friends will admire as you throw down a couple of dozen shooters.

D. You won't find this item at L.L. Bean outdoor center. It is a mosquito trap and will come in quite handy for the giant New Jersey mosquitoes.

E. A item that was found in a market in Morocco, a jeweled pig stapler. Attach those papers with this beauty and you will be transported back to a ancient world.

F. And innovative mechanical lobster. Just wind it up and watch it go. Technology at its best.

G.A disguise, that was plucked from the Smithsonian Institute archives, that was once used by Julia Child a spy for the OSS during WWII.

H. A modern flyswatter that was developed for NASA for use on the sky lab when a infestation of black fly, from a astronaut from Maine, threatened to scrub the mission.

Tihs Is Vrey Intsereitng

This was sent to me in a email by a friend and I thought that you all would get a kick out of it. If you cannot read it you should drop everything and head to the emergency room to be tested.

And little side note is that this is what my blog looks like before I hit spell check.

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Spinning with a Republican

Mondays spin class music was directed at your pal. Not in a good way, but in a sour grapes sort of way. The songs that she chose where suppose to make me mad. But you know what ,your pal is way above that. Our Evil Spin Goddess is, I can hardly say it, a Republican. You know, now that I come to think of it, it really fits her personality. The evilness, like Cheney, and it's my way or the highway of GW Bush. I can picture Evil in her lair with the music blasting and her genuflecting in front of a alter with a giant picture of Bush hanging in the background and the bones of small animals, that she sacrificed in a pile on the alter, to the Republican war lord.

Getting back to the class which was a really excellent one. The music was great even without the message that Evil had sent. But I am going to suggest the music for the next class, and it will start with:
I'm a loser by the Beatles
Jesus Was A Democrat by Everclear
It Ends Tonight by All American Rejects
Our Time Now by Plain White T's
Pocket Full of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield
Winner by Chris Brown
Winner Takes it All by Styx
I'm a Winner by Twista
Number One by Catlow
Number One Spot by Ludacris
Change by Deftones
Changes by David Bowie
We are the Champion's by Queen

Oh I could go on forever but I am not that kind of a person. And my only wish for Evil is that her puppy never learns to poop outside. Is that mean of me? No.

May I Not Take Your Order

I just want to say a little about the state of waitressing in my little corner of Maine. It really is a big pet peeve for your pal. Now it is not that there are not very good waitresses, but they are few and far between. It seem the training of all of these staffs seem to come from the time honored code of, the customer should always be ignored. Let's not pay too much attention to the dinners. Let's not try to catch the eye of the diner, because it will cause you to work so much more. Let us drop off the menus and disappear for at least 15 minutes. Then take the drink order and once again not come back for another 15 minutes. And after the diner orders are taken we can expect that if we ordered a appetizer that the dinner and the appetizer will arrive at the table at the same time. And one of the best example of bad waitressing was a couple of weeks ago we were having a meal at a local tavern and after the meal we were all talking when the waitress came up to the table and said that we should rap it up so someone else could use the table. Now in Willie's world if I was this person I would have said "Would you like to order something else if not would you like to go to the bar because we are very crowded and you could continue to talk and have a drink if you wouldn't mind." Needless to say she did not recieve a very big tip.

The Peacocks Crush the Penguins

Is any good sports fan not going to catch the University of California-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs play against the Claim Jumpers of Columbia College-Hollywood. Or how about the Cotton Blossoms of the University of Arkansas-Monticello up against the Dirtbags of California State University- Long Beach. These are but a few of the unusual college nicknames. Some of the others are the Black Flys,(Gee I wonder what state they are from) College of the Atlantic, the Black Squirrles Haverford College, the Catamounts of University of Vermont and Western Carolina University, the Cobbers of Concordia College, the Dust Devils (Named after a small hand held vacume cleaner) of Texas A&M International University, Geoducks --- (pronounced GOO-ee-ducks, not JEE-oh-ducks) of Evergreen State College, the Humpback Whales of University of Alaska-Southeast, and of course the Lemmings of Bryant & Stratton College Cleveland Campus who by the way, were all killed because they followed a near by colleges over a cliff.

Nothing

Well it's Saturday at about 4 AM and I am going to Woonsocket RI to pick up a truck for work. And I have about 2 minutes to come up with a post and you know what "It's I Got Nothing Saturday". So here is the Simpson's opening using Lego's for you all and most of all for my buddy Jeremy.

Jimmy Carl Black (the Indian of the group), Rocker, Dies at 70

In the post about the Mothers of Invention Mr Black was one of the people that I did meet in the lobby of the Filmore East. When I read about the deaths of people from my youth I start to think about my mortality and how someones life is very short. So get out there and start living it.

Mr. Black was the acerbic drummer of Frank Zappa’s mischievous, innovative band the Mothers of Invention, died on Saturday in Siegsdorf, Germany. He was 70.
The cause was cancer, according to a spokeswoman for Rykodisc, the company that releases Zappa’s music.
Mr. Black was a steady and serviceable drummer, but he is best known for two pranks on the Mothers of Invention’s 1968 album, “We’re Only in It for the Money.” He is the bearded, long-haired figure on the cover wearing a white dress and a Mona Lisa grin, and on the album’s first song, “Are You Hung Up?,” he delivered his half-mocking signature line: “Hi, boys and girls, I’m Jimmy Carl Black — I’m the Indian of the group.”
Born James Inkanish Jr. of Cheyenne ancestry in El Paso, he adopted his stepfather’s name. After playing in country and rock bands, he moved to Los Angeles in 1964 and formed the Soul Giants. Zappa joined that group as a guitarist and quickly persuaded the members to play his own songs. As the Mothers of Invention, the band was remade in Zappa’s eclectic vision, and it became a leading light of underground rock as much for its music as for its caustic satires of the earnestness and indulgence of the hippie era.
“He joined the band, and three days later he took it over,” Mr. Black once said of Zappa, who died in 1993.
That lineup was abruptly disbanded by Zappa in 1969, though Mr. Black took part in Zappa’s 1971 film “200 Motels,” prominently singing the song “Lonesome Cowboy Burt.”
Thereafter Mr. Black had an intermittent musical career, briefly performing with Captain Beefheart, another member of the Zappa circle. He performed and ran a house-painting business with the British singer Arthur Brown, another veteran of 1960s rock, and since the early 1980s Mr. Black also played with Don Preston, Bunk Gardner and other former members of the Mothers of Invention, appearing as the Grandmothers.
His survivors include his wife, Monika, and six children.

This obituary way copied from the New York Times and was written By Ben Sisario Published: November 6, 2008

Here is a Mother's little tune called "Let's Make the Water Turn Black". It is one of my favorites.

Last Thought

There are many things about the election of Barack Obama that will change us and the world . And the most important change, is that now everyone that is growing up in America will now be able to dream that some day they could be the president of the United States. It is just that fact that will lift us up as a country, and it will also be a beginning, that brings back the respect of the world that we have lost in the last 8 years. In my mind and in my heart he is the right person at the right time to lead us back to the moral high ground in the world.


One last thought that makes me as giddy as a school girl, is that the Hannity's, Becks, Limbaugh's and their ilk with there character assassination and their lies and innuendos are losing their power. The truth will always prevail.

There is Hope For Us

4 Female Burtus'es

Mondays class, led by Evil, was a tough class as usual. But the toughest thing for me was that your pals pals did not save old number 7 for me. They all talk a like they are looking out for me but when the chips are down they fold like and old beach chair. And yea I am talking about Mary, Dede, and Hiedi all three Mrs Brutus'es. I almost did not get a bike and the bike I did get was a very tough ride. I guess they all forgot that your pal was clinging to life a couple of weeks ago, as they pedal on unconcerned about your pal almost biting the big wienie. And Evil is right there with them because she keeps increasing the difficulty of the work out every Monday. I guess they will not be happy till I am lying on the floor clutching my chest and heading for the light. I would feel so all alone if it were not for Dougy.

Signs Signs Every Where Signs

McCain/Palin ,no Obama/Biden no Tom Allen, no Susan Collins, no David Miramant, no Chris Rector ,vote no on 1 or vote yes on one, vote no on 2 or vote yes on 2. This is me driving by all of the political signs that have peppered the country side. I can only see one use in these signs and that is when they are put on you property to tell the world who you will be voting for. I have never heard anyone say" I was going to vote for McCain but I saw a sign saying Obama and I said to myself I'm casting my vote for him." Did any politicians sign stuck in the ground change any body's mind? And if it did should they be allowed to walk around free?
So don't forget to get out and vote today for the candidate of your choice.(OBAMA) Tomorrow I will reveal who I voted for.(OBAMA)

Big Al's

There is a store in the town of Wiscasset Maine called Big Al's. And if you want, you can spend several hours just going through all of the merchandise. And I want to tell you that most of the merchandise in Big Al's is crap. Yes crap, but good fun crap, well semi good crap. It's a store that you can pick up a rubber screaming chicken, a perfect gift for you friend in New Jersey. There is also the ever popular lobster bottle opener. A perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays. A fly swatter in the shape of a flower,a toilet seat cover embroidered with "This Too Shall Pass, and a wood carrot fence. Now that's good crap. So if you are ever on Route 1 in Wiscasset Maine don't miss Big Al's you won't regret it.

Out Numbered

Today spin consisted of Heidi and your Pal and 3 count them 3 interlopers. Mary, Dede, Jim, Wendy and even semi-interloper Doogy were among the missing. But that's OK the real people were there and that's all that mattered. And what the others missed was that the people who attended where given a free dinner at Natalie's in Camden plus a year supple of energy drinks and will have their portrait painted by Andrew Wyeth, and will eventually be hung in the entrance to the YMCA. But what do the semi regulars care, they don't show up to much anyway so they can't expect everything. Well got to go Andy just called for me to come over to his place for a sitting. I don't know if I'll do a nude or fully dressed. Oh well, TTFN.

The Day After

Halloween is over and we had many more kids visit our home this year. Well maybe just one more, but that was alot more then last year. Last year we had 3 kids and this year 4. And the reason for the increase is that the family had a little girl at the end of last year. We only get one family but my wife buys enough candy to give ever person in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir(when choosing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir I first typed NORMON Tabernacle Choir) a bar of candy. So if you get a gift from us for Christmas don't be surprised if it is a box of junior Snickers.