Tuesday, March 31, 2009
A Couple of Words From Spinnie
Mondays spin class with Evil was just filled to capacity. There were so many people that your pal did not get his ride, old number 7. And I want to thank Mary, Dede and Heidie for having my back. Thanks ladies. Moving right along , I made due with the bike that was left and it did not stop me from motivating the class.
Evil is putting together very hard rides with excellent music. She is probably spending many hours in the dungeon praying to her evil overlords for these workouts. I am now thinking that she has to be preforming some kind of animal sacrifice to keep coming up with these new classes every week. She once told me that it was funny that there were no small animals around her home any more. Now I know why. I wonder what she is doing with the bones.
The class, like I said, was very good. The one little problem I was having, was that Wendy's husband Bob was taking the class, and was taking the focus from your pal. Now I don't look to be the focus, but when I am not, I just feel that the class is a half bubble off plum. Let me say that Bob is a very nice person and he does workout very hard but, he is no Spinnie McSpinski.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Saturspin
Oh , Mary ran the class.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Sunday Funnies
and Debbie They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself. It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So they buried Debbie.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Fresh Ground Pepper on Your Cojones
The event, benefits the Oakland Cowboy Museum, which draws an average of 450 people.
And every one at last years fundraiser said "You have to be nuts to miss this event, and that they always have a ball".
Friday, March 27, 2009
People Say and Think the Craziest Things
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
Here is a little tune dedicated to Mr. O'Reilly
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Who's Your Daddy
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
One Hour and Twentythree Minutes
Green Spin Again
One awkward moment happened after the ride, when Evil asked Dede how she like the music. Evil thought that Dede would be bowled over by the 90's Irish band set. But princess Dede turned her thumbs down to the music. You could have cut the silence with a shilalie. But your pal was there with a quick quip to lighten the mood. I just said "Did you ever hear this one." A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!' Astonished, the man turns and yells back, 'BITCH!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig. And then all became well with the world.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
OLD FRIENDS
These are pictures that I took when and old friend and his wife who came to visit last summer. We all took a sailboat ride out of Camden. Later we drove down to the Marshall Point Lighthouse at sunset. It was a good day.
Sunday Morning Funnies
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."
Then the guy asks for the good news.
The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers."
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Seinfeld Blooper
Friday, March 20, 2009
Friends
This a little thing I put together with some pictures I took at our friends house in Owls Head during a little get together. The pictures were mostly taken during a beer pong game, which your pal kicked butt. Enjoy.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
I Give Up
But other than that it was a good ride on Wednesday with Hell Boy. Good music and good workout. I know I have said this many times before, but I am going to say it again. Hell boy has way too much energy. I suggested that maybe he should take a couple a Valium just to take the edge off, before he starts the class. That could possibly bring him back into to the normal human range. Well enough of that it was a good workout.
In attendance were Mary, Dede, Wendy, Dolly and your pal. No interlopers in site. Just the real people.
Note: I will be away for a trip to the father land,New Jersey. But that does not mean that you, all you loyal readers of Willie's World, will have nothing to read, as I will be posting everyday. So turn those frowns upside down and relax.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Riding with O'Evil
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Evil Was good
The class was all so filled with interlopers, but the one that I am going to be concentrating on is a short women, almost in the midget category. This women, who is very nice by the way, keeps yelling out during the ride, about how everyone's shoulders are moving. Now I know that you should be working the lower half of your body during the ride, but it is just imposable to keep your shoulders perfectly still. There was a time after this women started complaining, that I injected Novocain in my shoulders before the ride too keep them still. It worked ,my shoulders did not move, but the downside was that I could not keep a grip on the handle bars and kept smashing my face on the bars. I lost several teeth but it was worth it to kept her quite for one ride.
I would also like to pass along this bit of information. With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Willie's Back on Top
I woke up this morning and I felt this situation needed to rectified before it escalated out of control. The potential aggrandizement came to my attention when Uncle Willie arrived at my place of work with his "Gang". Walking in like they owned the place, Willie spoke for the group with poignant swagger, snapping his fingers on the down beat like a Westside Story Throwdown. I was intimidated! They sat in my section and talking softly, casting beady glimpses filled with distain. When I approached the table conversation suspended tarrying for my exit. Questions were answered with laconic disgust. I knew this could go on no more. "Hey, Willie it's great to see you." I cheerily greet Willie with a handshake and a pat on the back
"Oh, it's him." Willie mumbles to his posse. "I am going to need a low back chair as I don't want to re- injure the wound I received from the stabbing in the back."
(I might have slightly exaggerated for emphasis)
With conflict smeared across headline news, I have found feuding to be unconstructive. We see the DNC v. Rush Limbaugh, Jon Stewart v. Cramer, Fox "News" v. Accurate Information. These battles are not helping anyone. So I have decided to take the George Mitchell tact of conflict resolution. I am extending a olive branch to Willie. "Why?" some ask. I am truly concerned that he will be overly dehydrated come Wednesday Spin Class if he counties to cry all week. So for the benefit of all, I am conceding that Willie is the true Master of the Universe Spin Extraordinaire. But I am setting some terms.
Terms
-I am able to liberally use the word "Fun", "Good Ride", "Easy" and "Liberal Nut" as I see fit
-I reserve the right to blame hard workouts on good ol' Uncle Willie
-Willie is going to ride up in the front of the class right next me as my class example (Dunce Cap optional)
My Concessions
-I'll corroborate any story about Willie's superiority to me
-I'll make really easy spin sessions and have everyone pretend that they were hard to make Willie feel superior
-Hence forth, any time I refer to the day I teach spin class it will be classified as "Willie Wednesday"
There Willie, you win. Now don't be sending any of your "boys" to rough me up, alright!
Hell Boy
Offical Willie's World Notice

Josh "Hell Boy" Miramant has been suspended from posting on Willie's World for three days. This young hyperactive lad comes into my house, like Robin Williams on amphetamines, with his correct punctuation and his perfect sentence structure, and jabs a virtual spear into your pals side, much like the Roman solder did to Jesus. I am just now finding the strength to stop sobbing constantly, after the emotional roller coaster that I have been on since reading his post. I know in the end he came too his sense's and realize that you do spell fun, U-N-C-L-E W-I-L-L-I-E. I just hope that Josh will take this time off to reflect, and come back a better person. We are all rooting for you Josh.
I would like to finish up with this passage from Mark 15:19 And they smote him on the head with a reed, and did spit upon him, and bowing their knees worshipped him.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
"Fun" Defined
After being granted editing rights by Domain Master Willie, I thought I would finally take a moment to stand against the oppressor. After a rant likening homicidal maniacs to the experience of my spin class, I felt appropriate to define the word "fun" for our new self-elevated spin wonk, Willie.
Fun (n.)- 1. A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
2. Enjoyment; amusement.
3. Enjoyable, often noisy, activity.
Of course as a hyperactive 22 year old, I am qualified to elicit all three of these definitions in response to Wednesday’s spin class. I would like to emphasize the finally definition (3) and apply it to Willie. As the enjoyment factor is considered, I relish the look on Willie’s face as it turns shades of red only seen at sunset in autumn. Willie huffs and puffs his way along like the little engine that could. Now to qualify my definition further, “Often Noisy” hits it out of the park. The words that slip past Willie’s pale lips are found nowhere in any of my English Dictionary. On Wednesday, I was asked by Dollie to play the tunes a more conservative level. I had to object as it was the only means to censor Willie’s rampant vulgarity. ‘Sorry Mom but yes, I did learn that word in class.’ It’s okay, Willie. It’s all out of love. With great brevity it is an honor lead you in spin today. The power Willie has given me is that of a religious leader. It brings me great enjoyment to watch the mellow mannered atheist begin to ask God for help. Now to answer the question “Is the class fun?” We are left say, by definition, we owe it all to you, Willie.
Josh (Hell Boy) Miramant
Uncle Willie's Wackie Sunday Joke
Saturday, March 14, 2009
I'm Pissed
Friday, March 13, 2009
Killer Spin
Uncle Willie: Timmy how did you get out of the dungeon and out of your shackles, and the two posts are just so entertaining. Plus I got in the Ed Wood quote twice. Pretty impressive, huh.
Timmy: I got out of the shackles because, I have lost so much weight that they fell off. And your Ed Wood quote, you are wearing us all out. I am going back to the dungeon,so I don't have to read a nother Ed Wood movie quote. Why don't you just write about spin class.
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Uncle Willie: OK I will.
Josh ran the spin class on Wednesday and he kept saying it was fun. Now I have a different definition of fun. The words that I use to describe his class are; Jeffrey Domerish, Son of Samerish, Ted Bundish, John Wayne Gacyish, Albert DeSalvoish, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvoish, Joseph Stalinish and last but not least Saddam Husseinish. It was that hard. I was sweating like Sean Hannity every time he has to tells the truth. It was really, really, really Hard. Do you all get what I am saying. Hard!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Glen Beck Proves That Any Moron Can Get a Program on Fox
Beck: Dr. Stein, with the overturning of the ban on stem-cell research do you think we are going down the slipper slope?
Dr. Stein: Well we could Glen, but scientist that are responsible can use this new opportunity as a way forward in the science of creating life from body parts harvested from the dead.
Beck: Excuse me. So you are saying that it is a good thing and that you want to create life. That's just what I am afraid of.
Dr. Stein: Glen, Glen you are not looking at the big picture. Sure there could be a rogue mad scientist that could create a monster that could reek havoc on the populous. But these are just small isolated problems that will can be handled locally by the towns people armed with pitchforks and torches .
Beck: Don't you get it doctor, only God can create life.
Dr. Stein: And baby's are found in a cabbage patch. I'm just fooling with you Glen. I, for many years now, have created many baby's in my laboratory, by mixing 3 secret ingredients, plus a can of Dr Pepper and 4 cans of assorted Gerber fruit squashes.
Beck: That is just crazy Doctor. OK, thank you for coming on the program Dr Stein, I think. OK when we get ba.........
Dr. Stein: I just want to leave you with this thought. *I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people -- a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world.
Beck: OK. When we come back from our break, we will talk to a man, who thinks that all animals that are on public display, in our zoo's, should be wearing pants. It's a big problem and will talk about it right here on the Glen Beck show. Stay tune.
* I told you I would slip this quote in at any opportunity I could.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
A Professor Returns
*Prof. Strowski: Our government wants you to return... to continue your experiments there. Where you can have everything at your disposal.
Professor Vornoff: My dear Professor Strowski, twenty years ago I was banned from my homeland. I was classed as a madman -- a charlatan -- outlawed in the world of science which previously honored me as a genius! Now here in this forsaken jungle hell, I have proven that I am alright.
Prof. Strowski: Yes, the authorities have learned how correct your findings were. So I am here -- sent to bring you home.
Prof Vornoff: Home. I have no home. Hunted...despised... living like an animal -- the jungle is my home! But I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people -- a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world.
Three minutes after the interview Professor Vornoff had a net thrown over him and was taken to a local mental health facility.
*I will use any excuse too inject these lines from the Ed Wood movie into this blog.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Evil's Hardest Workout Yet Till the Next One
Once again Evils music was right on. She does not get the credit that she deserves for putting the time in to mix the music for the class. It it's not as easy she makes it seem. It's good to have the Evil one running three classes.
Evil 1- Spin Maven 0

Monday, March 9, 2009
Flight 1549 Animation
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Pinch Hitting Again
Speaking of spin class here is the fastest spinner.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Late for Work........No Problem
Another Blog Oh boy!

Well strike up the band and raise the flag there is a new blog on the block and it is called "What Do You Think". And I know that the millions of people that come to Willie's World love and adore the political views of your pal. They now have a chance to go to one place to get your political fix. Yes that's right, you get your pals perspective of the political goings on in one stop shopping. And who is joining me in this endeavor but the boy wonder Josh. That's right you get two, that's right, two for the price of one. We are also trying to get other people to join us and blog about what they think. Even someone on the right is welcome, misguided souls that they are. So if you are interested in blogging on "What Do You Think" let me know if you are interested. So why not head out to http://winkiewinkle.blogspot.com/ ( Its the best name I could come up with, as http://www.monkeyworld.org/ was taken) and see what it is all about. And leave a comment, or two, about what we've posted.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
When Will the Pain Stop
*Of course the 'fiddle' here is the colloquial name for violin. 'Fit' didn't originally mean healthy and energetic, in the sense it is often used nowadays to describe the inhabitants of gyms. When this phrase was coined 'fit' was used to mean 'suitable, seemly', in the way we now might say 'fit for purpose'.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
You Better Spin Faster

Tonight it was 22 degrees out but it was 100 in the spin room. Evil-Republican-Spin-Goddess was on her game tonight. The class was great workout for what seemed like 3 hours, but three hours of pure bliss. Evil was running on all cylinders. But I did notice that she is getting a little dominatrix like, yelling things like "If I don't see you struggling I won't let you stand up." I can really see in a couple of week, Evil will be in full leather. And it kind of makes me feel funny when I picture that, but that's kind of creepy on my part, but still. Moving right along, any who I just want to say that the music tonight was a little eclectic. One of the songs had a lead glockenspiel in it. I just wanted to get off my bike, pull on my lieder hosen and start marching around the room. But I didn't because I would have looked like a nut. And really the tune was a little bit different but still a goodworkout tune. All and all it was a really good work out. Did I write a good post Ms. Evil, please don't hit me.