Red Sox Declare Yankees Best Team Ever

BOSTON (Reuters) -In a startling proclamation from the owners and players of the Boston Red Sox, the team and all of management, at a press conference before the game, admitted that the New York Yankees are now and will always be the best team in Major League Baseball.

Principal owner John W Henry stated

" We were just kidding ourselves in to thinking we were in a class with the Yankees".

Mike Dee, Chief Operating Officer said

"It was always whispered in closed quarters but we felt that we all have to give the Yankees their just deserts".

Jim Rice a past player and future hall of famer said

" When we would play the Yankees I would day dream of being in pinstripes one day".

Josh Beckett one of the best right handed pictures in the league stated

" I would pray at night that I would be traded to the Yankees when I was a member of the Florida Marlins".

David Ortiz (Big Poppy) said that when he was a kid it was a wish to be a Yankee someday.

These are just a couple of the enormous out pouring of praise given to the Yankees by every last player on the Red Sox. One player who wanted to remain anonymous said

"When I slide into second base and Derek Jeter tags me, my heart just starts to flutter and I get a little light headed".

Well with these revelation by the Red Sox it will be interesting to see what goes on at the first meeting of the two clubs. I bet there will be a lot of hugging and back slapping going on. And that ,will be very strange and creepy.

Here is a clip of the Red Sox.

Our Love Will Live Forever.............Puke Bag Please

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate greeting cards
I hope you do too

I have made a commitment to not buying any more greeting cards. Why? Because when I need a card for a special occasion, because my wife will not let me hear the end of it if I do not produce a card, I spend 30 minutes in front of the stack of Hallmark cards reading ever one. Looking for that card that will say what I feel with out being schmaltzy . This is driving me crazy because they never really tell the person, who you are buying the card for, how you really feel.
"Our love is deeper than all the oceans combined" or "You are the light in my life".
Excuse me while I go and throw up. If I ever said that to my wife, face to face, she would think that I had just lost a couple of screws. It's not that I don't love my wife but a simple" I love you "is more my style.
The fix, for me any who, is to make my own cards with the help of my computer. It may take a little longer but in the end it is exactly how I feel, and I think that it means a lot more to the person you are giving it too.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like your more
Than a plate full of stew

Exotic Foods

A new offer at our supermarket, Welchito, really surprised me, in that that I thought they are starting to carry ethnic foods finally. Here in Maine the ethnic food aisles is one aisle, usually consisting of Chinese or Mexican. In New Jersey, were I lived my first life, there are aisles and aisles of all kinds of ethnic foods, Polish, Jamaican, Korean and * Antarctican. Well to find this new product was a wonderful thing . I thought we are finally getting more diverse types of foods. So I purchased the Welchito type drink. On my way home, from the supermarket, I was thinking I could make a whole meal around this exotic drink. When I arrived at home and showed my wife the exotic Welchito , she replied " You knucklehead this is Welch's grape juice". So much for exotic foods.

* Snow Cones

A Fowl-Mouthed Porky Pig

Well this is I got nothing Saturday so I am giving you a little Porky Pig clip. Porky was one of my favorites when I was a kid back in the Jurassic Period.

NOTE TO DEDE
This is not a real pig so chill out. Porkey did not hurt his finger because it is a cartoon and not real.

Monkey Business

This clip below is a news item about a very important study, using monkeys, with conclusions that are far reaching. This is not a joke and is to be taken seriously. Many answers have come out of this study for instance; What do you do with a blue monkey? Cheer it up. And what side of a monkey has more hair? The outside.

This reminds me of a story that I heard. A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey.The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man replied, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble." Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!" So the monkey and the man left.The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay. Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!" The man said, "Since he passed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it".

A McFuneral

Herb Peterson, who invented the ubiquitous Egg McMuffin as a way to introduce breakfast to McDonald's restaurants, has died, a Southern California McDonald's official said Wednesday. He was 89. He was surrounded, at the time of his death, by Mayor McCheese, Hamburglar, Grimace and Ronald McDonald.

Viewing will be held at the first Mc Donald's in San Bernardino, California. Viewing times are at 6 AM only at the drive-up window and 8 AM to 8 PM inside. And in honor of Mr Peterson, McDonald's will be offering a special Egg McMuffin that is wrapped in a black shroud ,very tasteful and delicious.

After the viewing Ronald McDonald will say a few words about Mr Peterson. Then his body will be taken over to a special deep fryer, and deep fried and lightly salted before being placed into a McCoffin that will be lined with all-beef patties, special sauce ,lettuce, cheese ,pickles onion and the top and bottom will be a sesame seed bun.

Come on in said the spider to the fly

Well Evil was all fired up last night as usual. When I walked into class last night she was complaining that there were only six people signed up for the class. I said don't worry about that, you have the VIP right in front of you. I was talking about myself of course. Well she just paid no attention to me and strolled over to the door and started to lure unsuspecting people into the class. She got three young girls to come in and try the class by telling them that if they take the class she would give them 200 extra minutes on their cell phones. She is slick. Then she berated Richard for 15 minutes till he was exhausted and gave up and took the class. By the time the class started she had a full class. She is a regular Svenjolly. Also missing were any of the Angels. What's up with that ! But I guess they figured that because I had missed the Monday class that I may not be there. Oh well if they just give me a written excuse for my files, we can just put this all behind us. They also will be a little annoyed about not getting the 200 extra minutes on their cell phones.


Here is one of Evils workout songs that was originally recorded by the O Jays. A little music trivia from your Pal.

The Likeness is Uncanny

Here in Maine there is a large part of the population that are into the pursuit of art. The town of Bethel Maine showed this pursuit in spades. What they did was build a 110 ft. 1 in. snowman or snow person if you will, with almost a photographic copy of one of our senators, Olympia Snow, that is if she were 110 feet tall. The snow person's mirror image of Senator Snow is so precise and life like, that a elderly gentleman complained to the snow person for 20 minutes about high taxes before he realized that he was talking to the snow Olympia Snow.

With the new snowperson, it takes the crown of tallest snowperson, also held by the town of Bethel Maine, from the previous incumbent ex govenor, Angus King snowman. A little known fact is that while the real Govenor King was at home with a bad cold his snowman likeness stepped into his seat at the state house for 3 days without skipping a beat. If it was not for the large puddle of water under the governors chair, after 3 days of being inside, no one would have known at all.

Easter Tradition

Easter at our home is your typical celebration. All the the little ones are gathered in the fenced off area and given their brightly colored bats. The white bunny is released and that's when the fun begins. Just to see the look on their little faces, as they try to beat the bunny to death, is just so precious. Of course there is always one or two kids that start to cry hysterically, but all of the adults berate them till they rejoin the fray. And once they get going, I would say that Tonya Harding is a light weight compared to these little blood spatted cuttie pies. The winner is the child who wrestles the dead mangled bunny from the other children and tucks it into their colorful basket. And that my friend is what Easter is all about. After the kill all the children are made to stand around and watch the butchering of bunny for dinner later. What tops off the day is the children seeing the perfectly cooked and seasoned bunny, that they just slaughtered, brought to the table with a colorful Easter egg shoved into its mouth. Well it can't get any better. Happy Easter everyone .

“No animals were injured in the writing of this Blog”

Tip-o-the-hat to Jack.

93 Minutes of Silliness

Who thinks that two male figure skaters, having a fist fight on the ice at a Olympic type event and knock over a flaming torch that sets a giant bear mascot on fire, is hilarious. Because I do. It is a scene from one of the silliest movies I have seen in a while, Blades of Glory. Staring Will Farrell as Chazz and Jon Heder as Jimmy, is 93 minutes of silliness. With great dialogue like;

Chazz: Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole!

or

Chazz: What're you, the rug doctor?
Jimmy: Maybe I am.
Chazz: Well, I'm the rug MASTER.
Jimmy: What does that even mean?

I recommend this silly movie to everone.

We're Number One

Today I was looking through a book of lists and I came across a interesting fact about the state that I have spent most of my life in, New Jersey. New Jersey is number one in the nation for hazardous waste sites, with more than 1,000. "Yea we're number one, we're number one". This facts explains a lot. New Jersey is also first in three headed people. Also New Jersey is first in the country with people who glow at night. Number one in the country with people who have more than one rear end. And this goes hand and hand with the last fact: Tops in the country with people who have 5 penises. The one upside to this is their pants fit like a glove. (Old joke)

I love New Jersey and the time I have spent there. I have great friends and relatives who live there, who I love . And my wife best friends are in New Jersey , Macy's, Lord and Taylor, Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue and Bloomingdale's.

Spring ...........Hello.........Are you there.

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade. ~Charles Dickens

Well Charlie if you lived were I live, Maine, you would change that March to May. Yesterday was the first day of spring and it snowed, rained, snowed again then rained with 40 mph wind gust. The Crocuses and the Daffodils are starting to bloom, but in my case they are still under 4 feet of snow. I saw my first Robin yesterday it had on a down coat and a beak warmer. The trees are just starting to bud, not. And you can feel the warm spring sun on you bare arms if it were not 33 degrees. I think I want this winter to end, do ya think. It seems to have snowed every other day this season. I wore my snow shovel down too a nub. I had to use a latter to throw the snow on top of my 10 foot pile in my driveway. I love the beauty that snow brings too our landscape around our area, but I have had too much beauty this year. I need the beauty of flowers, green grass and trees filled with leaves. So mother nature please give us a break and get over that "It's not nice to fool mother nature" Chiffon margarine thing.

Don't Alway Bet on a Sure Thing

In The Simpsons episode "Homie the Clown", Krusty bets $5,000 he earned franchising his name against the Globetrotters, telling his financial advisor, "I thought the Generals were due!"

This reminded me of a vacation that my wife and our friends, Vinnie and Kate,had taken about 7 years ago. We all decided to go to Loss Wages Nevada, that's a Las Vegas joke,for a 3 day vacation. It was really a nice trip, if you have never been there before. While we were there we gambled a little, very little, as all of us are not into giving our money away and we also traveled around to see some of the sites around Vegas. We all went to the Hoover Dam. That's some dam dam, a Hoover Dam joke. We rented a boat and cruised on Lake Mead, very cool. We took a day trip out to Bryce Canyon, very cool as well. And we also stayed right in Vegas and visited some of the great casino's.

Getting back to the sure thing.On the our last day we had to wait for a late flight that evening. So we had to give up our rooms early. The casino hotel , we were staying at, gave us one room so we could all take showers and prepare for the flight that evening. While we were all waiting for the shower's to be taken, we were sitting at the bar and watching this group of senior citizens putting hundred dollar bills into the slot machines and win double or triple their investment. We watched these people do this for about 1 hour and a half. Well the light bulb went off above all of our heads. Let's get a hundred bucks up and make some easy money. So we all scraped up the hundred bucks and fed it to one of these machines. I said , before we started, that I wanted to buy a new golf club with my part of the winnings. We all said what we wanted and then began pulling the handle. Well after about three minutes of great expectation we had come up penniless. Zip ,zilch, notto, nothing. I wonder now if this group of senior citizens were a set up by the casino's to get you to drop your last 100 bucks into these money eating machines. The moral of the story is don't bet on the Generals or a slot machine because there is no such thing as a sure thing.

George Bush Picture

Toady I was surfing around the net and I type George Bush into a Google image search. I was looking for something too photoshop, but I discovered all of these crazy images of our fearless leader. So every once in a while I'll give you one starting today. Plus maybe some music that I like.

Thanks for the Explaination

Here is the highlights from the speech that Barack Obama gave yesterday. He had to give this speech because of the opinions of his pastor. These quotes by Rev. Wright have been all over the news in the last week. Barack Obama, from the get go, has said that he does not agree with some of the the opinions of his pastor. But that does not seem to satisfy the political pundants. What does Barack Obama have to do, kill his pastor on prime time TV for these knuckleheads to be satisfied. Just for instance Hannity of the Hannity and Colmes program on Fox. They have been doing a hate fest all week. And last night it was the whole show ,with not one person on the pro Obama side. If guilty by association is how you want to look at someone, look at Sean Hannity friends Mark Fuhrman raciest, Oliver North involved in the Iran-Contra Affair lying to Congress , Ann Coulter called for the bombing of the New York Times, Newt Gingrich who cheated on his wife while she battling cancer.

It is a wonder to me that we can elect anyone to be president when we are bombarded with all this negativity. If you don't go and seek information on what the candidates are going to do if they are elected president ,you will never know. Because its not what you stand for and what you are going to do, but every bad decision or association your have ever made since you were born. We had better watch out because we may end up with another moron like we have in the White House right now.

Your Baby Looks Like a Monkey

Yesterday after the spin class I was hanging around the front desk at the Y running my mouth. As I was standing there a women with her baby came in and wanted to sigh up for something. She took the baby out of the stroller and was holding the little rug rat on her lap while she was signing up. The baby had on one of those animal snow suits, you know the ones, with the little ears on the hood. Well your Pal just had to make a comment 'How come we dress baby's in these animal costumes?.It's not Halloween". And do you know what this kids mother said to me, not one thing, that's what. Not a half a smile, nothing. So naturally I had to go on till I got some kind of reaction. "If we wanted to make our kids look like animals all of the time, why not get a racoon instead of having a kid. Funny . Well nothing. It was a little awkward for a while. I was just trying to be a little friendly and spread my kind of cheer around to all the people in the world, cheese Louise. Some people just don't get it. Well any who I just bid everyone good bye and left the Y, still wondering what I did. Do you think it was because I wasn't wearing any pants. Maybe.

John Adams

I just finished watching the first two episodes of the HBO mini series John Adams. This is a spectacular adaptation of David Mccullough's biography of Adams. I read the book and it was just a great read in that I discovered so much about this very important man in our history. This was a great man who was a driving force for independence in 1776. His time in history was most important in creating the country that we live in today. This series really brings the book to life and depicts the beginning of the American revolution for all to see and feel. Please don't miss this series. Has your pal ever led you astray. Well maybe a couple of times but not this time.

Baby Facts

Facts about rugrats:

Babies are born without kneecaps.

The longest recorded interval between the birth of twins was 136 days.

If a child ate as much, comparatively, as a growing bird, he or she would eat three lambs and one calf each day.

Babies are just small adults who can't do anything but cry and poop.

Bill O'Reilly and Godwin's Law Plus Fox Attacks Obama Unfair and Unbalanced

It's political Saturday, so here is what Fox is offering us with unbiased opinions and no name calling.

Spread Your Cheeks and Smile

As we get older everyone should be aware of their health. And this means going to the doctor for yearly check ups, which I do. And one of my favorite procedure is the colonoscopy. Yes folks the colonoscopy. I can remember my first exam. You never forget where you were the first time. It was like, for my generation, where you were when President Kennedy was shot. Before I made the appointment I discussed it with friends who had a colonoscopy, and everyone that I discussed this with said that it was a pain in the ass.

The day of the exam was like any other day, except for my awareness of my butt. The doctor gave me a mild sedative to calm my nerves in the morning of the procedure. So on the way to the hospital I was calm as I could be. I guess the half bottle of Tequila helped as well. Just kidding boys and girls. Well any who I arrived at the hospital and was prepped for the procedure. That means getting into one of those hospital gowns. I was complaining about the front being wide open until the nurse said that I had it on backwards. Just a little nervous. Before wheeling me into the room for the exam I was given a pill, it was to knock me out. As I was laying on the table everyone around me was getting prepared for the procedur, but my concern was that I was still awake. I asked one of the nurses " shouldn't I be knocked out"?
The last thing I remember was her saying that sometimes it doesn't work for all people.

I woke up in the recovery room with a giant arrangement of flowers, box of candy and a card all from my doctor. The card asked if it was as good for me as it was good for him. Did I have a colonoscopy or a date. Oh well what ever. The upside to the exam was that I was in good health. A added bonus was that the doctor had found a tin whistle I had lost as a child.

First rule that a Proctolgist learns is not to put their fingers into his mouth.

For information on who should have this exam go here.

For Mary

Something Interesting for You to Ponder

Check this out. It is as cool as a moose or as my nephew once said, young people today say "moose like".

Evil,Don't Hit Us We'll Pedal Faster

Well Evil was fired up tonight. I think she was hopped up on goof balls or something. She was really pushing and yelling at the top of her lungs. I was right in front of her and it was loud. I think one of her rug rats got to her before she showed up tonight. She was in a rare mood, really screaming at us, more than usual. I thought at one point she was going to get off of her bike and start hitting us with something. Well we all made it and everything turned out OK, no heart attack or anything like that. She also had a whole lot of energy tonght as well. Goof balls probably.
Evil won't be running a class next monday. Something about doing something with one of her kids. What's that all about. What about us, sheesh. Well any who I wonder if I would look too weird wearing earmuffs to exercise. I guess not any weirder than I already look.

New Sins

Thou shall not pollute the Earth. Thou shall beware genetic manipulation. Modern times bring with them modern sins. So the Vatican has told the faithful that they should be aware of "new" sins such as causing environmental blight. A couple of others that the Vatican are mulling over are : Thou shall not put ice cubes in wine. Thou should wear your baseball caps with the brim facing the front only. Thou shall make removing the packaging on CD's a lot easier. Thou shall make sugarless products taste exactly the same as the products with sugar. Thou shall replace all of the spin class(you didn't think I could do a whole post without mentioning spin class did you) bikes at the Rockport YMCA. Thou shall develop and make available those suction bulbs that you use to remove mucus from a baby's nose for adults. Thou should put pants on all animals. And lastly. Thou should put melted cheese on all food.

Bonus: And it only took 8 years!

This will make you laugh and make you mad at the same time.

Believe It or Else

Barney and Myrle Snickelpuss where on their honeymoon in Hawaii. While on a cruise around the island, Barney dropped his wedding ring into the ocean. 50 years later while fishing in the waters in Alaska, Barney caught a large halibut. After the fishing trip Barney started to clean the fish. He plunged his knife into the giant fish striking something hard. And to his great amazement he discovered it was his thumb.

BONUS POST: A GAME FOR YOU FROM YOUR PAL

Here is a game to drive you nuts on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

So You Say It's Your Birthday

Well keeping my birthday a low key event has been a real problem. I just wanted to make it just another day. A card from my wife and that's about it. But noooooooooooooo it had to be announced to the world that your pal is having a birthday. First my wife, unbenounced to me, emailed Evil and told her that it was my b-day and to bust my ass. So as I was waiting at the front desk at the YMCA, Evil strolls in with one of her rug rats and starts in about my birthday. I say to myself how did she know it was my birthday, this was before I found out that my wife had emailed her, did she have a file on me compiled in her lair. OK I say to myself, it's funny that she knew, but what the heck. She starts to come at me and I thought she was going to kick me in the nuts, but instead she gives me a big hug and wishes me a happy birthday. After she departs I check for knife wounds and my wallet,but everything is OK.

So I'm home now and I go onto the computer and onto my blog. Well there are comments up the ying yang. First comment was from Evil, old fart was her charming characterization of myself. Next Mary with old timer. Thanks Mary. Then Dede said something really nice and then in a following comment used elder to discribe yours truly. A flip flop that took seconds. And then there was anonymous, the man from down under, where women glow and men plunder, and he writes that golly gee I'm 32 years old and that your pal is twice as old as he is. They forgot the terms like aged, aging, ancient, been around, declining, gray power, hoary, old, olden, retired, tired, venerable,age-old, antediluvian, antiquated, antique, biddy, coot, creaky, elderly, getting on, gone, gray, hag, hairy, moth-eaten, oldie, passé, relic, rusty, senescent, shot, timeworn, worn, age-old, aged, antediluvian, antiquated, antique, archaic, back number, been around, bygone, creak, early, fossil, hoary, obsolete, old goat*, old-fashioned, older, oldie, out-of-date, outmoded, primal, primeval, primordial, relic, remote, superannuated.

These are comments from people that I hope like me.I can't emagin what it would be like if they didn't. I can't wait till next year, I think.

Government at Work

On April 2, 2007, the Supreme Court ruled that the Environmental Protection Agency had the authority to regulate greenhouse gas emissions, and that it had to act. The justices made the choice clear: the agency had to determine whether greenhouse gases contribute to climate change or not. Environmental groups exulted that, after several years of stalling, the administration would finally be forced to do something.

The following clip is of Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) asking Stephen Johnson, the EPA administrator, a simple question during a Senate appropriations subcommittee hearing: How many staff at the EPA does he have working on this? It is a perfect example of a government agency at work.

Article is paraphrased from a article from TPM.

New Contest

Well it's my birthday today and this is a contest to find my age. The clue is hidden in the clip below. Watch and listen very carefully because it is a very subtle hint.

What a Routine.

I am giving a tip-o-the-hat to Evil Jeremy at Jeremy's Sametime Status blag for bringing this clip to my attention. Check his blag out. He has such interesting conversations with himself.

Check this clip out. It is something I would like to see at the summer olympics .

The Beatles.......who?

Monday I gave the Evil Spin Goddess a DVD of the Beatles music too put together a routine for a class. Well the reaction I got from her just pushed me back on my heels. She said that she would not be able to put together a routine because the music was too old and that she would not be associated with music that old. Also it would be almost impossible to put together a class using this music. I guess it was just me in thinking that she was a little bit above everyone else who do these classes, but I guess not. She will use classical music from oh say, two or three centurys ago, but Beatles music, no way. Let's see if Maroon 5, Nickelback, Tool or Kanye West music will be played in 40 years. I don't think so. I guess I will have to lower that pedestal that I had put her so high up on. Sorry Evil I thought you could do it all. I guess you are not super human and that brings a tear to my eye.

From Slate: Boomer rock also motivates twentysomething pop-rock bands like Smartbomb, whose members cite The Beatles 1962-1966 and The Beatles 1967-1970 as major inspirations.

Rolling Stone: They are one of the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed bands in the history of popular music


Yesterday" is pop song originally recorded by The Beatles for their album Help (1965). According to the Guinness Book of Records "Yesterday" has the most cover version of any song ever written. The song remains popular today with more than 3000 recorded cover versions.

According to theUnited World Chart, the Beatles have 16 of the 100 most successful tracks of all time, and also 7 of the 100 most successful albums in history.

All of the American albums released by The Beatles between July 22, 1963 and May 18, 1970.

1.) Introducing The Beatles -- July 22, 1963
2.) Meet The Beatles! - January 20, 1964
3.) Introducing The Beatles - January 27, 1964 (Reissue)
4.) The Beatles Second Album - April 10, 1964
5.) A Hard Day's Night - June 26, 1964
6.) Something New - July 20, 1964
7.) The Beatles' Story - November 23, 1964
8.) Beatles '65 - December 15, 1964
9.) The Early Beatles - March 22, 1965
10.) Beatles VI - June 14, 1965
11.) Help! - August 13, 1965
12.) Rubber Soul - December 6, 1965
13.) "Yesterday...And Today" - June 20, 1966
14.) Revolver - August 8, 1966
15.) Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - June 2, 1967
16.) Magical Mystery Tour - November 27, 1967
17.) The Beatles (The White Album) - November 25, 1968
18.) Yellow Submarine - January 13, 1969
19.) Abbey Road - October 1, 1969
20.) Hey Jude - February 26, 1970
21.) Let It Be - May 18, 1970

Spinning for Two

There is a young women in spin class that is pregnant, let's call her Carrie. She is a lovely person and I understand that she is a triathlete when she is not hauling around a extra person attached too herself. Carrie looks about 12 years old and it is also my understanding that she has 35 children or some number like that. And when you look at her you go like "no way man". She must have had her first child when she was 4 if my calculation are correct. Well anywho she is alway in a good mood alway ready to excercise. And she goes like a mad women all the time and with this person hanging on in front of her. If that was me I would be compaining constantly, (although a man having a baby could be worth a couple of bucks) from the start to the finish . I get a hangnail and I'm in bed for a week. And this child that is coming in June, he or she looks pretty big right now. I maybe going out on a limb but I think by June Carrie will be giving birth to a 10 year old size baby or two 5 year olds.And another thing, how is she going to get to the hospital if she is not allowed to cross the street by herself.

BONUS POST........... Nice Landing

Some statistics from the people who were on the above Lufthansa flight.

68% took cab rides of over 300 miles after landing.

79% walked to their destination. Sometimes also having too swim over 50 miles.

85% of passingers got drunk after landing.

100% of passingers changed thier underware.

I Am Logo Loco

This is about the station logos that appear at the bottom of your screen as you watch your favorite program. This is driving me crazy and I am thinking of writing to all of the stations to complain about this practise. And now, I have noticed that they are running little promos for the next show in their lineup on the bottom of the screen, with live action and sound in some cases. Is there a conspiracy to drive me away from my TV.

There is another practice that raises the pissed off meter for me. And it is the increase volume when they go to commercials. I have to watch the TV with remote in hand. And there is nothing better than to see my wife staring at me from the bedroom door because she had been awaken by a loud commercial after she had fallen asleep. The downside to that is she blames me for the loud commercial. And when I climb into bed she refuses to warm my feet . Holy crap, a pissed off wife and cold feet. Can it get any worst.

I don't know why there isn't more outrage about these growing problem. I have a Plasma TV and they tell you in the instructions, not to pause your program for a extended period of time because that image can be burned into the screen permanently. What do you think these logo's are doing to my precious screen. So let's all get together and tell these stations that we are mad as hell and we are not going to take it any longer. Do this for me people, you don't want your Pal in any kind of stress, do you.


Willie's World
Just a bunch of some what interesting crap

Clown Noses for Everone

This is a great story of how this couple, who are part time clowns, decided to send red clown noses to the troops, and the feed back that they got from some of these women and men. And this got me wondering if every person in the world were made to wear a clown nose would we be in these conflicts and predicaments around the world. I mean how pissed off could you get at someone who is wearing a big red clown nose. Or better yet would we take seriously the so called leaders who get us into these terrible situations. Think about it.



pictures KMBC.com - Video - Clown Noses Cheer Up Troops In Iraq

WARNING BAD LANGUAGE AHEAD

This is a part of George Carlin routine about the 7 words you can't say on TV. If you are afraid of or disgusted by the sound of certain words, don't click on the clip below. You have been duly warned.

WARNING WARNING WARNING ......WORDS

Stupid Quotes

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables

"Did people build this, or did Indians?" - Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

"Elephants Please Stay In Your Car." - Safari park sign

"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway." - Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." - Murray Walker, Sportscaster